Songs We Sang on the Boys Bus  

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Columbo

In 1492, a Dago from Italie,

He walked around the streets of Rome,

And pissed up every alley,

alley, alley.

All the world is roundo,

His balls hung on the groundo,

That constipated, stimulated,

Son of a bitch,

Columbo

For forty days, and forty nights,

They sailed the broad Atlantic,

And all the crew, for want of a screw,

Were driven nearly frantic,

Frantic, frantic.

All the world is roundo,

His balls hung on the groundo,

That constipated, stimulated,

Son of a bitch,

Columbo

Now on the shore, they spied a whore,

And off came shirts and collars,

In exactly thirty seconds flat,

She made 10,000 dollars,

Dollars, dollars.

All the world is roundo,

His balls hung on the groundo,

That constipated, stimulated,

Son of a bitch,

Columbo

By the light of the flickering match

By the light of the flickering match,

I saw her snatch,

By the flickering match,snatch, match,

Down the hatch, went the flickering match,

I heard her scream, I saw the gleam,

I was burning her snatch,

With the flickering match.

I love my gal,

I love my gal, I love her truly,

I love the hole she pee pees thru,

I love her tits, titty tits, titty tits,

And her little brown asshole,

I  eat her shit, shitty shit, shitty shit,

With a wooden spoon.

The Big Fucking Wheel

I once knew a man before he died,

I know not whether the bastard lied,

Who married a girl with cunt so wide,

That she could never be satisfied.

Boom chigga chigga, boom chigga chigga,

Boom chigga chigga, boom ch ch.

First he made a big fucking wheel,

Then he made a great prick of steel,

And copper balls all filled with cream,

And the whole damn business was run by steam.

Boom chigga chigga, boom chigga chigga,

Boom chigga chigga, boom ch ch.

Round and round went the big fucking wheel,

In and out went the great prick of steel,

Tarry a while the maiden cried,

At last he had her satisfied.

Boom chigga chigga, boom chigga chigga,

Boom chigga chigga, boom ch ch.

And now comes the saddest part of all,

There was no way of stopping it.

She was torn from ass to tit,

And the whole damn business was covered in shit

Boom chigga chigga, boom chigga chigga,

Boom chigga chigga, boom ch ch.

If I had a Gal

If I had a gal, I’d call her mine,

And paint her cunt with turpentine,

Come a tie my root around a tree, shitaloop,

Come a tie my root around a tree.

Oh I fucked her standin and I fucked her lyin,

The next time I fuck gonna fuck her flyin.

Come a tie my root around a tree, shitaloop,

Come a tie my root around a tree

Last time I seen her, and I aint seen her since, she was jackin off a feller,

Thru a barb wire fence,

Come a tie my root around a tree, shitaloop,

Come a tie my root around a tree.

Down in the meadow

Down in the meadow, where the grass grows green,

There lived six monkeys in a sewing machine,

The sewing machine, it sewed so fast,

It sewed six stitches up the monkeys ass.

I once knew a Girly

I once knew a girly who laid in the grass,

And when she rolled over, you could see her big

Sister and brother, and the girly next door,

You could tell by her actions that she was a

Very nice girly who laid in the grass,

And when she rolled over etc……

Ride Varsity, Ride

(to the tune of Blow, Gabriel, Blow)

Ride Varsity, Ride

Hide, you whores, oh hide,

You can beat your meat, on the toilet seat,

We will never meet defeat,

Ride, Varsity, Ride.